• Las Vegas, Nevada

    Las Vegas, Nevada

    MGM Grand
    799 S Las Vegas Blvd, Las Vegas, Nevada 89109
    Oct. 14-15
  • New Orleans, Louisiana

    New Orleans, Louisiana

    Intercontinental Hotel
    444 St. Charles Avenue, New Orleans, LA 70130
    Dec. 9-10
  • McAllen, Texas

    McAllen, Texas

    Cimmaron Country Club
    1200 S Shary Rd, Mission, TX 78572
    Jul 15-16
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Attorney Quotes.  The following are from real court transcripts.

Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness:
"No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

 

Lawyer: "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"

 

Lawyer: "What happened then?"
Witness: "He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'"
Lawyer: "Did he kill you?"
Witness: "No."

 

Lawyer: "Were you alone or by yourself?"

 

Lawyer: "Do you have any children or anything of that kind?"

 

Lawyer: "You say that the stairs went down to the basement?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"

 

Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in New York?"
Witness: "I refuse to answer that question.
Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Chicago?"
Witness: "I refuse to answer that question.
Lawyer: "Did you ever stay all night with this man in Miami?"
Witness: "No."

 

Lawyer: "Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?"
Witness: "No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region."

 

Lawyer: "Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?"

 

Lawyer: "What is your relationship with the plaintiff?"
Witness: "She is my daughter."
Lawyer: "Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?"

 

Lawyer: "Are you married?"
Witness: "No, I'm divorced."
Lawyer: "And what did your husband do before you divorced him?"
Witness: "A lot of things I didn't know about."

 

Lawyer: "This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?"
Witness: "Yes."
Lawyer: "And in what ways does it affect your memory?"
Witness: "I forget."
Lawyer: "You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?"

 

Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"
Witness: "I only have one, you know."

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